We Wish Hugh a Merry Christmas

Written and filmed in one glorious day! With Missy Green, as Pachamamacitas.

C      Em             G7 Am    C7 Dm
I’ll be home for Christmas, Hugh can plan on me
Fm        G7                    C              Am
Please have Stu… Make my wish come true
D                   G C
All I want for Christmas is Hugh *
F                        Em F                C
Whoa oh the mistel toe hung where Hugh can see
Dm            Am       D7       G
Somebody waits for Hugh, and that somebody is me.
F         C G
Ho ho ho, Hugh wouldn’t know
F          G
Ho HO HO, Hugh wouldn’t know, I…
A               D
see Hugh when Hugh sleeping
A               D
I knows when Hugh’s awake
E            E
I’m dreaming of a hwhite christmas
E…
And the babies Hugh and I could make
F                Em
Hugh will get a sentimental feeling… dat’s right
Am
I am still a round young virgin,
G
Won’t Hugh guide my sleigh tonight
C                    G7
Have a holly jolly Christmas and in case Hugh didn’t hear
G7                C               B7
though it’s been said many times many waaaaays
F    C     G7 C
Merry xmas to hugh.

When You’re Dead

Song by Pachamamacitas
Produced by LongLiveLunacy

C                         C         F                    F

I feel the warmth on our sheets each time I make our bed.

C                                         C         G                    G

Cause I know that it won’t feel the same way once

               

you are dead                                               

   C                    C F                         F

I pour two cups of coffee and butter two pieces of bread,

              C             G   C

Knowing half of this won’t happen when you’re dead.

C                                   Em F                       E7

So when you think life is going slow, just remember how much slower it will go when you’re

C            C7 F          … G

lying beneath the green

C                             F

I say this because I love you and I

F                         G C

Hope you’ll stay beside me till you’re dead.

C               C                  F F

I clean the sink and wipe away your spit and shaven hair…

C                         C G                 G

Treasures I’ll no longer know once you’re not there

C                                               C F                 F

You’re always hurried and you get so worried when our plans are in the air

C                                                G C

But rest assured, when you’re dead you will not care

C                                   Em F                       E7

So when you think life is going slow, just remember how much slower it will go when you’re

C            C7 F          … G

lying six feet deep

C                             F

I say this because I love you and I

F                         G C

Hope you’ll stay beside me till you’re dead.

C                           C F                       F

You look at me so dearly It makes me feel I’m nearly

C                                         C         G                    G

Already in heaven,            already gone.

   C                    C F                         F

I”ll savor all your kisses cause I know how much I’ll miss this

C                           G  C

when you have tragically passed on…

C                                   E7 F                       E7

So when you think life is going slow, just remember how much slower it will go when you’re

C            C7 F          … G

lying in eternal sleep

C                             F

And I say this because I love you

F                                E7

And I don’t ever want to see you dead

         C                 F

but since we’ll someday both be,    

F                             G               C

I hope you’ll remain beside me when we’re dead

Louie the Lobster

Song by Pachamamacitas
Produced by LongLiveLunacy

E

Lobsters are monogamous

A

they mate for life

B7

weeelllllllllll Except for one named Louie,

            E

who wouldn’t take a wife.

E

His friends would say that Louie

    A

Was doomed to rot in jail

    B7

He thought the world was his oyster

                E

clawing after sweet lobster tail.

        B7                                     E (mute guitar until “true”)

And that was a very shellfish thing to do

                           B7

Louie please be true

              A      E

Even minnows go to school

    B7       

Don’t flounder like a whale.

    A        E

stuck in shallow shale

         A

You chose a life of mischief

       E                    B7

when you could have been a starfish!

         E   

His friends called him a hard ass

A

his folks caught him smoking sea weed (water bong sound effect)

    B7

When you’re in a pinch.

                                     E

He won’t come crawling to your need.

        E

He started sleeping with the fishes

A

(ohh that fishy smell!)

    B7

Started selling black tar herring

            E

but it was a hard sell

   B7                                          E (mute guitar until “true”)

And that was a very shellfish thing to do

                           B7

Louie, please be true

              A      E

Even minnows go to school

    B7       

Don’t flounder like a whale.

    A        E

stuck in shallow shale

         A

You chose a life of mischief

       E                    B7

when you could have been a starfish!

A                                              E

he got caught up with some mobsters

                        A   E

they said you’d butter shell out the cash

A                                      E

or else we’ll make you lobster mash

A                                    B7

and serve you with a pinch of Mrs. Dash

    E

It was too late to call on his friends.

    A

the mob came to waste him fast.

    B7

and over that boiling water

            E

he saw his life in a hot flash

E

Why didn’t he flow with the ocean?

        A

why’d he hang out with coast trash?

    B7

he poured out his last salty tear,

        E

blubberin’ to Mrs. Dash.

      B7

but what it all boiled down to, was that everything he done

A                    B7 A E

had been a shelfish thing to do.

                                                       B7

Wudda been butter had you been true

    A        E

Even minnows go to school

        B7

You got floundered like a whale.

    A                    E

stuck in a shallow shale.

         A

You could have been a starfish!

E                B7

Now you’re so deliciouuuuuus!

E

The Engineer Song

Song by Pachamamacitas
Produced by LongLiveLunacy

E

The most noble motorable

A

Locomotive motorist

E

was notable for having loco motives.E

they would find, he had a one-track mind

A

but no rail plan of attack

D            A

always coverin up his tracks

D            A7

going off the rails and back                        G A

And it was rail-rude of him

             E

to be doing them like dat.  LOW

 G                                       A

Rail raaaaaaaaaaaail-rude

              E

To be doing them like dat! [harmonize]

E

The locamotive is motivated

           A

and driiiiiiven….( It’s driven…. It’s driven…) By

           E

engineers.

A

Jux-depot’ed

               E

At the station.

             A             D

Tryin’ get dem dang discount fares

         A                D

And he’s a train wreck, Steaming from the ears

                     A      G

Trying to keep dem engineers

           E

on traaaaaaack.

E

They were a-freight of new idears

             A

So he had to train them otherwise

D                                                    A

Train ‘em to change their minds.

D                                                   A7

Train ‘em to switch their ties.                        G A

And it was rail-rude of him

             E

to be doing ‘em like dat. LOW

 G                                       A

Rail raaaaaaaaaaaail-rude

              E

To be doing ‘em like dat! [harmonize]

E

The locamotive is motivated

           A

and driiiiiiven…. It’s driven…. It’s driven… By

           E

engineers.

A

Not 1 not 2 not 3, not 4 but 7
           E

engineers.

         A        D

(M) Not civil engineers

           A              E

(R) Not ‘lectrical engineers

         A                     D

(M) Not infrasound engineers

            A            E

(R) Not aerospace engineers

          G                                    A

But raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail

          E

engineers [harmonize]

A

Jux-depot’ed

              E

at the station.

             A              D

Dryin’ up dem tears, steaming from the ears

        A

cos he’s a train wreck

   D

an’ as a matter of fack,

                A            G

Couldn’t get dem engineeeeeers

             E

on traaaaaaaaack. [harmonize]