Song by Pachamamacitas
Produced by LongLiveLunacy
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The most noble motorable
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Locomotive motorist
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was notable for having loco motives.E
they would find, he had a one-track mind
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but no rail plan of attack
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always coverin up his tracks
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going off the rails and back G A
And it was rail-rude of him
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to be doing them like dat. LOW
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Rail raaaaaaaaaaaail-rude
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To be doing them like dat! [harmonize]
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The locamotive is motivated
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and driiiiiiven….( It’s driven…. It’s driven…) By
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engineers.
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Jux-depot’ed
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At the station.
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Tryin’ get dem dang discount fares
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And he’s a train wreck, Steaming from the ears
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Trying to keep dem engineers
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on traaaaaaack.
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They were a-freight of new idears
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So he had to train them otherwise
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Train ‘em to change their minds.
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Train ‘em to switch their ties. G A
And it was rail-rude of him
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to be doing ‘em like dat. LOW
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Rail raaaaaaaaaaaail-rude
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To be doing ‘em like dat! [harmonize]
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The locamotive is motivated
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and driiiiiiven…. It’s driven…. It’s driven… By
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engineers.
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Not 1 not 2 not 3, not 4 but 7
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engineers.
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(M) Not civil engineers
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(R) Not ‘lectrical engineers
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(M) Not infrasound engineers
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(R) Not aerospace engineers
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But raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaail
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engineers [harmonize]
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Jux-depot’ed
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at the station.
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Dryin’ up dem tears, steaming from the ears
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cos he’s a train wreck
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an’ as a matter of fack,
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Couldn’t get dem engineeeeeers
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on traaaaaaaaack. [harmonize]